Two Questions

Question One: why do nasty virii that cause 40.5? body temperatures and pneumonia strike at 3pm on a Friday afternoon of the nicest weekend of summer, causing one’s wife to spend Friday and Saturday night in hospital? What bastard thought of that scenario? While I wouldn’t wish the symptoms on most of my enemies, I still would have thought a Tuesday in deepest winter would have been a better option. Here we are sitting inside on a lovely summer Sunday, my wife sipping Lemsip and me using the computer whilst wrangling an increasingly bored toddler. It’s more like some kind of wet winter afternoon.

Which is a nice segue into my second question: how the hell do solo parents manage? I mean it’s nigh-on impossible to go to the bathroom, let alone have a shower, with an upwardly mobile 1.25 year old in the house. My level of admiration has increased for the thousands of solo parents that manage to raise largely normal kids. I also have a newfound understanding of the ways in which a solo-parented kid could get so totally screwed up: it’s simply impossible to give kiddie the same level of attention that we can with two of us time-sharing. And that was just one weekend’s worth of solo parenting!

12 Replies to “Two Questions”

  1. Haha nice point. Stu will tell you that I’m pretty bad when it comes to rolling the old D6, so I guess I’m bound to have bad luck with 1-in-7 chances too šŸ™‚

  2. Bad at rolling the dice Ben? Naah…I am the master of 1’s when I need 6’s and 6’s when I need 1’s. I swear I must have offended Fortuna in some past life…

  3. Same here in Griechenland, we call it a “illness curve”, with highs on mondays on fridays and a drastic low on weekends… Unfortunately me as a friend of Urlaub Griechenland I can?t afford to be ill, as I am self employed …

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